Who's reading my blog

I was going through my Google Analytics information about this blog, and here are some keywords that people searched for and found - my blog.

• breathe in breathe out while gyming (hmm, ok)
• freedom struggle quotes in telugu  (no idea what that means)
• night temperature of mumbai on 8 feb 2007 (yes, I also provide noon temperature on the moon)
• mallu girls nude sex photo (oh. my. god.)
• sodawaterbottleopenerwala (I'm Parsi, I probably have a cousin with that surname.)
• things that rhyme with brandy poem (that would be my brave attempt at poetry)
• staccato beds (I had to do a Google search to see what this means. Nothing, apparently.)
• Tam Bram (Prrriyaa, they're reading my blog!)

The list goes on and on. But the one that takes the prize this week is:

google daughter who loves to be spanked by moms

Really? How did they find out?